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Nobel Piece [of Crap] Prize

Joke my sister overheard at the courthouse today:

"Did you hear Obama's also up for a Cy Young award...after throwing THAT ONE pitch?!"

Genius. Thank God there are a few people out there who feel like us. :)

soul mate or cell mate?


Do you believe in the concept of a soulmate? Do you think you've met him or her? Do you ever worry that "the one" got away?

No. I don't believe in soul mates. I think you can make a deep connection with someone, but they change, or someone comes along and ruins it for you. I think you might be able to find someone who doesn't annoy you, or isn't a threat, etc. Someone you can tolerate or can tolerate you. That's about all you can hope for.

better than a bag full of rocks

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
miggs13 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as miggs13.
adreamabove gives you 2 tan passionfruit-flavoured nuggets.
annie_from_aust gives you 1 pink root beer-flavoured gummy worms.
dreamertheresa gives you 5 pink spearmint-flavoured pieces of taffy.
ecossefilmmaker gives you 19 pink root beer-flavoured gummy worms.
ellie_kay gives you 12 red-orange mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
jasolater tricks you! You get a wad of paper.
keita_yuki tricks you! You get an eraser.
kristine00 gives you 18 mottled green licorice-flavoured jawbreakers.
melvin_udall tricks you! You lose 13 pieces of candy!
slouchingpoet gives you 4 orange cherry-flavoured wafers.
miggs13 ends up with 48 pieces of candy, a wad of paper, and an eraser.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.


I keep getting this ad on the side here at LJ:

Meet Larry, date rapist frat boy douchebag of the year...

Horrifying on many levels. And as annoying as all those "OBAMA ASKS MOMS TO RETURN TO SCHOOL" ads.

from keita yuki...

A meme asking what the wallpaper is on your computer.


But I'm thinking of switching to this:

Tagged: anyone who wants to!

Just wanted to say this...

I think David Letterman's "affairs" with female members of his staff are more likely sexual harassment. Thinking back on his lecherous personality, and my own experience with a creepy pervert of a boss.

He needs taken off the air. And to think he used to be someone my state was proud of.

from ecossefilmmaker...

Post a picture in my comments of what you think describes me when you think about what/who I am. No matter how surreal or plain.

Give no written explanation.

Just an image.

(Optional: Post this in your journal and see what images you get.)

The awful tooth...

Had to get a tooth extracted yesterday. Still feeling poorly, so I'm not ignoring anyone, promise.

I hate going to the dentist, any doctor for that matter. Although I do fear doctors and dentists and procedures, I think I fear their staffs more. Why do they always have to hire the rudest of the rude? Especially the women who answer the phone? Give a woman scrubs and she thinks she rules the world. "Pssst, you're not a nurse. You're wearing glorified pajamas with Scooby Doo on them."

The dentist who pulled my tooth prescribed Vidcodin. Made me feel dizzy and sick, and when you're suffering with jaw pain and infection, that's the last thing you need. Not sure how people get addicted to that garbage. "Yes I want to feel horrible and gross! Give me more, dammit!"

Relegated to squishy foods for now. Thank goodness I like mashed potatoes.